ima quote you on that

I know the most ridiculous people who say the most amazing shit. Here are some crazy quotes:

--" 'Are you going to put that potato in the juicer?' 'No it's ginger Evelyn!"

--"Damn she gave u a D? That's that one class where you made funny jokes and they didn't laugh back huh. "

--"How do people in NY coming out of bars not die? It's like drunk drives running over drunk people!"

--"So my publisher fucked up and changed all my writing for the magazine, so I just went home and smoked crack with my neighbor some prostitute."

--"Oh God I would never have a baby! Do you know how much paperwork a child takes?! ugh no way"

--"The closest person that acts like your best friend, I would have to say would seriously be a heroin addict"